DOLLAR TRIAL PORN

Posted on: May 13, 2012

Yknow, this chick is a fruitcake. She’s all hot and bothered and fussing about a bit of cum on her keyboard (well, maybe a LOT of cum) when she should be amazed at the fact that it’s still white, still sticky and there’s TONS of it! That’s like super-cum or something…!

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Women miss these kinds of opportunities all the time…they see a hot horny dude who wants to get it on (and really needs to ‘get it out’) and they freak out about the stupidest things to avoid the action. This horny fucker should show that bitch just how good cum can be and splooge another massive Peter North-esque load, but this time all over her face.



Posted on: May 04, 2012

Now if I could find me some cute Japanese geisha chicks like these ones with their huge tits, bullet nipples and lust-filled eyes I’d be totally over the moon.

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But that’s the crazy thing about Hentai…everything is exaggerated and usually extreme.  To find two chicks like these getting down n dirty like this would almost take a miracle if it weren’t for Trashy Toons.



Posted on: April 25, 2012

To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter.  He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead.  Not X-Man dead…dead dead.

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So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, Trashy Toons presents this Oreo sandwich for him (Oreo’s were Jonn’s favorite Earth food).



Posted on: April 16, 2012

People never think of the consequences of their actions nowadays…they just go along living for the moment.

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If this guy really wanted to get ahead in his quest for sexual fullfilment without breaking his vows, he should have just killed the old battle-axe bitch version of his wife before going back…then as each one aged he could have just repeated the process forever with versions a minute younger than the first one he went back for



Posted on: April 08, 2012

Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

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Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog’ than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.